pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

jerkidiot:

to infinity and beyond done with this fucking school year

05px:

math

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One of the most courageous decisions you will ever make is to finally let go of whatever is hurting your heart and soul.
Brigitte Nicole (via nakedvibe)